Markuss Sanobar/Quotes

Markuss - Extra Serious :
After killing huge amounts of weak soldiers: After spotting or attacking a common tougher enemy: Spotting a weak enemy and being directed into a tougher one: After returning to where he was previously killed: Being rushed or dodging: When spotting turrets (his most feared obstacle) Reloading:
 * My God. Just stop it. Stop it right now.
 * Oh my God, I don't even know what to do with you guys.
 * This is just fantastic stuff.
 * Please tell me you're, like, the last one.
 * No? Okay. (Paired with above on occasion)
 * Uhhhh.
 * Did anybody marry this guy? Probably, whoever did is dead now, because, y'know, every time he comes home now he blows the house up, so - I'm, I'm assuming that they're all dead.
 * Oh, I hate you guys, uhhhh.
 * ♫ How many of you are there?♫
 * They are so fucking wierd looking.
 * These enemies are just getting way more annoying as time goes on.
 * Uhh, my God, you're so frustrating.
 * Stop it!
 * Let's just stop you right here. No.
 * Ah great... you.
 * Yeah, yeah, you go ahead and vent your frustration so I can just blow you to shit.
 * JESUS CHRIST, there's more than one in one little fucking hallway!
 * Holy! And these guys have miniguns attached to their arms?
 * Just doesn't get any better than this.
 * How are you not dead?
 * It did... IT DOES NOTHING!
 * Fuck you, dude.
 * Just die, please.
 * Holy fuck, I forgot that those guys can actually do something because I usually kill them pretty fast.
 * Ah, my God, just get out of my face - SHIT!
 * Everywhere I turn!
 * Everywhere I turn.
 * Let's take care of you, you're dead, oh my God.
 * And he killed me with it? He fucking killed me with one!
 * You guys are dicks.
 * Alright, no more getting sniped, because I think that was what killed me last time. (If killed from extreme range)
 * He is still alive - for some reason. (Paired with below, occasionally)
 * Okay, he's no longer alive. (Paired with above, occasionally)
 * Dude, I should not be talking shit, I am lucky to be alive.
 * Holy shit, you like those dodges? I AM A PRO, I am a pro, I am not - I am very, very scared for my life right now.
 * I am overwhelmed.
 * I want to pull out the rocket launcher now, but I'll just blow myself to shit.
 * Nope. Ahh man, what am I doing?
 * How many of you are there?
 * I had to run all the way back that I came from.
 * Fuck it, let's just go.
 * And of course, you send more of these fuckers after me.
 * Just keep running circles around them.
 * Time out. TIME OUT! Jesus Christ!
 * Oh my God, this is not fair AT ALL.
 * Jesus Christ, this is NOT going to stop.
 * Yes, I know you can not resist me: STOP IT!
 * Holy shit, that is a turret! Oh my god.
 * Those lasers just show up out of nowhere!
 * What am I supposed to do?
 * What am I supposed to do here?
 * Ah shit!


 * Oh, I love it when I gotta reload!

New enemy: When scared: When paranoid: Monologues: Misc/Random:
 * I'm an idiot.
 * Who doesn't look at his ammo count? This guy.
 * I am just reckless.
 * God damnit, I'm not paying attention to my ammo count!
 * What the FUCK are you!?
 * WHAT THE FUCK!?
 * Ah!
 * Oh my god!
 * Gasps*
 * ...AH! (When in the middle of a sentence)
 * Jesus.
 * JESUS!
 * Holy shit! Ok, ok, alright.
 * Holy shit, you scared me.
 * Who am I gonna run into?
 * ...Just gonna make me fucking freak out.
 * I've had enough of this, come on.
 * No. NO. (When something attacks him unexpectedly)
 * Anybody else out here that wants to screw with me?
 * At least it's not dark. (In light areas)
 * Is there another... no, that's me walking.
 * These enemies are just getting way more annoying as time goes on. And way creepier looking, and that's what's really getting to me, is that they - they are somehow getting creepier looking as we go on, and I don't understand how you do this - how you make anything look creepier than this thing right here. Somehow they do it, with little ant/scorpion fusions, I don't underst... ah, I don't get it. Why do I even question.
 * This is rediculous.
 * Alright, am I okay? No. Is there still more stuff? Yes.
 * Of course there is. (Occasionally said after certain other quotes)
 * This is a never-ending cycle.
 * Holy shit, the music stopped! I never, never imagined that it would end while I was here.
 * That was, like, between five and ten straight minutes of just - fucking - wave after wave of bullshit.
 * Great, and you bring these guys back, the one guy that I never wanted to see again! And you just decided to clone him a bunch of times and throw 'em my way, why the fuck not?